1 00:00:04,420 --> 00:00:06,760 I'm Scott, I'm Russell, and I'm Leo. 2 00:00:06,980 --> 00:00:07,780 This is Spitball. 3 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:18,180 Welcome to Spitball. 4 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:21,840 Where three code crusaders and a guest empty their heads of startup and tech 5 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:23,480 product ideas that we have stuck up in there. 6 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,180 So you can all have them for free. 7 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,820 Anything that we say is yours to keep. 8 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,460 Russell, I believe you brought our guests this week. 9 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:29,840 Who'd you bring? 10 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:36,220 Yeah, TwoXChilly is one of the coolest TikTok Twitch 11 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,680 streamers I've ever seen. 12 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:38,880 He's very innovative. 13 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:43,920 He's been playing Valorant, Eldering, all these games 14 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:47,660 while walking basically miles on a treadmill. 15 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:49,860 You do like marathons almost, right? 16 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,240 Half marathons every time? 17 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,120 Half marathons every time. 18 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:55,600 I've only done one marathon so far. 19 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,160 Yep. 20 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:57,400 That's amazing. 21 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,160 walking a 22 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:58,540 marathon. 23 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,540 - This is like almost every day, and I think, right? 24 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:03,600 - Almost every day. 25 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:04,780 - And I-- - Wow. 26 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,940 - And I've lost 90 pounds about 27 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:08,460 since I started a year ago. 28 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:09,560 - Whoa! - So, helping 29 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:09,700 the 30 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:10,240 kids going. 31 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,740 Ready to keep trying and doing my best, so. 32 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:15,260 - That's sick, welcome to Spitball. 33 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,840 - Thank you, glad to be here. 34 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,880 - Do you wanna plug your, let's 35 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:19,500 let you plug 36 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:20,360 your handles 37 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,220 and stuff right now. 38 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:21,600 - Chilly, where 39 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,280 do we find you? 40 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:24,120 How do I learn more about what it is that you do? 41 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:27,840 - Yes, so you can find me on TikTok, Twitch, Instagram. 42 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,020 All of my handles are TwoXChilly, that's T-double-O-X-Chilly, 43 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,740 and that's cold Chilly, not the 44 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:35,640 hot dog chili. 45 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:36,880 (laughing) 46 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:39,040 - Too Chilly For You, love it. 47 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:41,620 Often we have a guest who comes on and says, 48 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:44,400 "I don't know, we have two ideas, three ideas, four ideas. 49 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,140 "I don't really know which one I should pick." 50 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,560 And when that happens, sometimes it makes sense 51 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:48,940 for us to do a round of intermurals. 52 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,440 So that's how we're gonna get warmed up this week. 53 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,280 Who wants to kick us off with a half idea 54 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,860 that they don't feel deserves a full pitch, 55 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,920 but has some legs and someone can take it and run with it. 56 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:00,520 - I have a fantastic 57 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,260 little intramural. 58 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:02,920 - Kick us on 59 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,200 the back. 60 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:09,160 - I was watching my dad clean for my kid's birthday party 61 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:13,340 and we use Clorox wipes, like I think it's a family. 62 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:14,860 We just use the Clorox wipes to clean 63 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,360 in every surface of our home. 64 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:16,740 And 65 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:17,000 I'm like, why? 66 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,300 - And what were you doing while he was cleaning 67 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:18,880 your house for you? 68 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,540 - Let's just take care of the kids. 69 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:23,460 - Yeah. 70 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:24,960 - I think, I don't even know, 71 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:25,520 but yeah. 72 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:26,620 (laughing) 73 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,820 And I have a ton of those at home, 74 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,340 but I started to think about this. 75 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:32,780 I'm like, it's basically a more expensive, 76 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,660 it's a wet paper towel, more expensive paper towel. 77 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,140 Why don't I create a little paper towel holder, 78 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:40,620 (laughing) 79 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,540 add chemicals. 80 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:44,240 - A little Clorox basin. 81 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:45,200 (laughing) 82 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,880 - Little, little, yeah. 83 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:48,820 It doesn't, but here's the thing. 84 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,580 I don't need it to be like the bleach one, right? 85 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,540 Like if I wanted to be more safe about it, 86 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,640 like every Clorox wipe's like a disinfectant one. 87 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:59,260 I just want a set of wet wipes that aren't baby wipes, 88 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:00,180 that are like 89 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,120 cleaning wipes, 90 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,560 to clean the surfaces of my home. 91 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,340 I don't know, I just, the whole spray bottle, paper towel, 92 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,220 just seems like a two-step process 93 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,360 that's been consolidated into one. 94 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,440 Why pay a premium for smaller sheets of paper? 95 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,900 It just is crazy 96 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:17,240 to me. 97 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:20,680 I could just throw a paper towel roll into a plastic bin, 98 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:23,420 Pour a little water, shake a roo, ready to go. 99 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:24,180 That's good. 100 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,300 Your product, the second you launch this, 101 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,100 is gonna be at the end of the meme that's, 102 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,620 mom, can I have Clorox wipes? 103 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:31,900 We've got 104 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:32,980 Clorox wipes at home. 105 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:34,640 (laughing) 106 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:37,580 And that's the name of my brand. 107 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:39,020 We have Clorox wipes at home. 108 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:40,060 (laughing) 109 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,920 Do you guys use those wipes? 110 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:43,500 Like, do you know what I'm talking about? 111 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,520 Yeah, we get 112 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,120 'em at Costco, 113 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:45,840 'cause we get the 114 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,380 multi-pack. 115 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:47,000 We go through 'em too. 116 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,500 I just pictured a Keurig solution for this, Russell. 117 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:52,100 like just a recurring like a ketchup packet or something 118 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:54,260 full of the powdered chemical that you dump 119 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:57,720 into your shaker thing so it has all the ready to go goodness 120 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:58,980 of the disinfectant. 121 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,900 - I feel like that material is different. 122 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:04,000 Like, would paper towels just disintegrate? 123 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,260 I don't know. 124 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,040 - You can't flush paper towels, right? 125 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:07,480 Because it 126 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,140 doesn't-- 127 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:08,940 - That's true, that's true. 128 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:11,100 - I'm banking on that technology. 129 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,320 (laughing) 130 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,140 My entire intramural idea. 131 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:14,700 - What about 132 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,459 instead, if it's a thing 133 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:19,900 where the dry paper towel stays outside of a box, 134 00:04:20,019 --> 00:04:21,060 and then as you pull it through, 135 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:23,400 it goes through something that wets it on the way out. 136 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:25,240 That way you don't have it just sitting there 137 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:26,100 dissolving overnight. 138 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,480 - That's actually so much better. 139 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:29,880 I guess like dip it. 140 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,700 Or I guess, no, it would be a special device 141 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,020 that would run it and make it 142 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,020 damp as 143 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:35,540 it goes through. 144 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,580 - Yeah, I'm thinking like a laminator, right? 145 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,700 You'd like push the paper towel through it 146 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,360 and it comes out the other end soaked. 147 00:04:42,979 --> 00:04:43,960 - Honestly, not bad. 148 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:44,880 - That'd be cool. - Not bad. 149 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:50,940 That actually might be more approachable than having a giant paper towel roll stuck in your underneath your sink. 150 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,240 You know, 151 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:54,600 it could be a machine that's under a cabinet or something. 152 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,340 Yeah, there you go. 153 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,740 I guess you could do this for like other things, 154 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:58,440 like what? 155 00:04:58,700 --> 00:04:59,620 Like instead of a bidet 156 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,940 papers and then you just put your 157 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:03,940 paper 158 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:04,560 towel, 159 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:05,120 paper 160 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:05,920 towel. 161 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,180 I've not used that. 162 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:08,860 Yeah. 163 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:15,060 I didn't want to go the toilet paper route because you had brought up this 164 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,020 integration thing, but 165 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:16,760 this is so interior 166 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:17,060 mural. 167 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,500 But like, if I could get like, like, it'd be nice to have a wet toilet paper 168 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:25,340 every once in a while when you're not in your bidet friendly home, you know, 169 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:29,260 you're visiting family or friends and you're like, hmm, if only I had my... 170 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:29,940 So you 171 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:34,460 just pull out your briefcase sized paper 172 00:05:34,460 --> 00:05:35,720 towel, wedding machine. 173 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,100 I don't know about this, man. 174 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:40,780 I think 175 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:41,500 you had me until 176 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,800 this pivot to the debate. 177 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:45,800 I just think there's other use cases, but I don't even know yet. 178 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,760 That's why it's still in intramurals. 179 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:48,780 Can't make it to 180 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:49,560 pass varsity. 181 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:50,040 Okay. 182 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:50,560 All right. 183 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,120 All right. 184 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:53,960 This is a awful idea that I think a lot about. 185 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:55,940 I don't drink enough water. 186 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,600 I need to make myself drink enough water. 187 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,220 We've talked about this on the show before. 188 00:05:59,260 --> 00:05:59,780 Yes, indeed. 189 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:03,660 Can we just make, like, nicotine infused water and just get addicted 190 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,600 to drinking water? 191 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:06,520 (laughing) 192 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,260 - Maybe not nicotine, like MSG or something, 193 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,020 but just something infused in water 194 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:12,620 that triggers 195 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:13,220 something in my 196 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:13,440 brain 197 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,600 that's like, I need more water. 198 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,540 - You just reminded Chilly 199 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,900 to take the first drink of the day, I think. 200 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:19,240 (laughing) 201 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:20,700 - Thank you, 202 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:21,500 I appreciate it. 203 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,940 I wouldn't need that reminder 204 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,440 if I had the nicotine patches, I imagine. 205 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:27,680 - How do you make it addicting? 206 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:28,600 - I mean, you could 207 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,580 do classic things like sugar or whatnot, 208 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,360 but nicotine just seems to work. 209 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:33,240 - Cocaine? 210 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:34,400 - Cocaine, there 211 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:34,700 it is. 212 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:35,840 - Go straight for the 213 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,080 hard 214 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:36,320 coke. 215 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:37,340 - Coca-Cola. 216 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,820 - Make water addicting, huh? 217 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,000 - I'm coming up empty. 218 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,280 I'm trying to like gamify this or something. 219 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,380 - We don't need to spit more. 220 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,000 - I feel like 221 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,820 water's already been made addicting. 222 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,760 We're already past that point, other than drugs. 223 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,760 But it used to have cocaine in it too, right? 224 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:53,900 Isn't that what Coca-Cola used to be? 225 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,100 Maybe we just have to bring it back. 226 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,080 - Bring back our OG coke. 227 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,100 - Oh man, what if you could trick your body 228 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,520 into thinking it's dehydrated, like needs to be, 229 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,740 You know that thirst craving? 230 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:05,720 Like how can 231 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,020 you create that craving? 232 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:07,960 - That dry throat. 233 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,440 - Maybe you put a dehumidifier or something. 234 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:13,860 - I was just gonna say, what if there's 235 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:14,620 like a little fan 236 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,160 that kicks on and blows on you? 237 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:17,120 You're like, ah, ugh. 238 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:17,740 - Ew, 239 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:18,360 I need water. 240 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:18,600 - You're 241 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:18,900 drying 242 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:19,640 yourself out. 243 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,060 - Have a salt lick next to your desk. 244 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:23,880 - Yeah, I mean. 245 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:25,940 - This is getting pretty abstract. 246 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,040 - A pretzel, a bowl of pretzels, just. 247 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,620 - A bowl of pretzels solves this. 248 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,700 within arm's reach everywhere you go. 249 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,120 - Yeah, maybe that would be the idea. 250 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,440 Whenever something good happens, 251 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,260 when you're gaming or you finish a task, 252 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:41,460 you get rewarded like a pachinko slot, 253 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,580 a pretzel pops out, you eat the pretzel, 254 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:45,440 you get thirsty, you drink the water, 255 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,200 you get rewarded with a treat, and now you're hydrated. 256 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,080 - Whoa, what if you like, yeah, 257 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,980 gambling's an addiction, just make, 258 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,460 in order to pull a slot machine. 259 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:57,000 - If you're a 260 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:57,920 toggle or something, 261 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,260 you've got your like work time tracker, 262 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,120 every time that you've done out a work ticket or work order 263 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,620 and your whatever job it is that you do, 264 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:06,680 every time you complete that paragraph you're writing. 265 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:07,380 You get a treat. 266 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:08,780 Just a little treat. 267 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:10,800 I'll pull the slot machine, but oh, 268 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:13,180 I gotta drink a shot of water before I pull it. 269 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:14,440 Oh. 270 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,860 What's something that you need to do, 271 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,900 like every time you move your hand 272 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:19,880 from the keyboard to the mouse, 273 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,580 or every time you pick up your soldering iron, 274 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:24,440 I don't know, whatever it is that you do for a living, 275 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:27,060 you need to like have the water to unlock it 276 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,400 like a person taking a breathalyzer to start their car. 277 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:30,400 That's it. 278 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:30,940 Yeah. 279 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,219 Just stand up. 280 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:34,060 Yeah. 281 00:08:34,099 --> 00:08:37,840 I guess your, your USB port could disconnect while you're at work. 282 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:38,919 Your 283 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:39,919 screen turns off. 284 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,080 Just blanks it until you disconnect the bottle. 285 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:44,520 There you go. 286 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:46,160 Lift up the water bottle, drink it. 287 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:46,680 Yeah. 288 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:51,480 We can just have like a 30 minute taser go off and synchronizes to the taser. 289 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,700 You're like, wait, I don't want to get shocked. 290 00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:55,020 Or you could reset the clock. 291 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,640 And like every time you increase the timer over time, 292 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:58,639 so that you start 293 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,760 drinking 10 minute intervals, five minute intervals. 294 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:03,540 - We've gone from treat to punishment, I like it. 295 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,740 - I mean, we started with nicotine, 296 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:05,920 so 297 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,880 I think we're doing better. 298 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,720 Yeah, negative reinforcement, shoot, yeah. 299 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,480 - It's positive reinforcement 300 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,040 'cause we're adding a stimulus. 301 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:15,700 But 302 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:15,880 it's a 303 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:16,440 negative thing, 304 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:17,120 yes, yes. 305 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:20,340 But I wanna jump in an idea that Russell said, 306 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,020 the gambling slot idea, if you don't mind, 307 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,200 if this is the intermural part of the show. 308 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,880 Gambling for kids, that sounds horrible. 309 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,840 It's already there 310 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,440 You know how I said a pretzel 311 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:38,420 coming out of the slot. What if it's candy that's randomized and depending on what you pull 312 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:45,040 You can get you know a nice healthy snack or something that might give you health issues later in 313 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:45,320 life 314 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:49,640 As 315 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,880 I think I mean 316 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:56,899 That's what those candies are now you put this coin in the slot you push it in and outcomes the candy 317 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,340 Why not gamify it by having a crazy selection 318 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:01,980 you just saw you should feed them dinner 319 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:09,400 You're gonna eat your carrots and broccoli every time you pull the slot machine there is a chance 320 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,100 Full of ice cream, yeah, 321 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:15,520 they would be on the table the whole time. 322 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,820 It sounds unethical 323 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,700 Kid I just I just one more carrot. There's a chance 324 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:30,060 Maybe that would give them the chance to eat more more vegetables if they know they have a chance a 10% chance of candy 325 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,000 Yeah, maybe but then they get you know, 20 pieces of vegetables beforehand 326 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,900 Is that is that truly a loss there? 327 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:39,360 They say that intermittent rewards are more powerful 328 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,600 of a dopamine rush than like constant rewards 329 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:47,180 So you could even use this for like we're doing potty training where you did your chores today 330 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:51,659 You got one one pole on the the random snack machine 331 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:57,380 Oh, I got a handful of peanuts. Sorry better luck next time go do some more vacuuming son. See 332 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:57,860 if you get it 333 00:10:57,860 --> 00:10:58,160 again 334 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,280 Yes, so much therapy 335 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:12,459 It gamblings gonna be all over this and they don't even have to lobby to make this legal I 336 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:18,480 Read a thing on hacker. This is a pivot a bit. We're gonna go away from child abuse now 337 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,760 I read a thing on Hacker News that it's kind of hard to find a co-founder and 338 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:27,780 find like partners for starting a business and find 339 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:32,780 vendors that align with your interests and partnerships for companies and stuff. So I want to pitch you 340 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:38,020 Omegle business edition or chat roulette business edition you hop on 341 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:42,660 Everyone who's going through there is maybe you have certain times where people are coordinating to go on 342 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:47,540 But this is press the button speed dating boom boom boom right through but you have like 343 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,680 You're doing what we're doing now, but with each other. Here's our business. Here's yours 344 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:58,140 We're not really compatible or in the same industry or anything next boom three minutes. You're out. Okay, shoot 345 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:02,600 Oh, I actually am in a manufacturing and you are a distributor. Wow. It's cool that we met 346 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:03,300 I would 347 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,640 love for like boom Kevin O'Leary or like Jeff Bezos 348 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:12,460 It's just someone to just casually jump into one of these sessions and you just you're flicking through people and you get one of them 349 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:19,060 I'm Mark Zuckerberg. What? Hello. Would you like meta to buy my startup? Mr. Zuckerberg? 350 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:23,520 I mean that could be a good way for the big the bigger names in this industry to like 351 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,220 Learn about what things are getting off the ground. 352 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,960 Maybe we could do this with spit ballers our listeners 353 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,080 Come on board and their Oh Meggle 354 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,920 Servers Russell, I don't know if we can 355 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,540 handle that 356 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:38,659 All right listeners 357 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:42,420 all you got to do is just go to regular Omegle and start pitching the people who are on there 358 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:49,020 already about your business. We're going to take it over. You might have 359 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:49,280 to wait 360 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,660 through some uncensored 361 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,819 nudity, but on the other side... 362 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,080 You could find your next multi-million dollar idea. 363 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,080 It's like 364 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:58,400 gambling. 365 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:58,620 Tell 366 00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,760 me about how you got acquired. 367 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,180 All right, Razzle, you're up first this week. What do you got for us? 368 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:09,700 All right, so this is a weird one. This almost is intramurals, but I'm good. 369 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:10,280 Just 370 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,100 above the threshold. 371 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:11,620 I love it. 372 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:17,520 I am, you know, a secretly, let's say a pyro at times. 373 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:24,460 So I love making bonfires, love fires in general, fireworks, whatever. 374 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,220 This is not 375 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:25,300 an admission of guilt. 376 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:25,980 But I thought 377 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:26,740 I 378 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:30,140 was, we were, yeah, I was doing a bonfire and I was like, 379 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,100 "Man, you know what'd be fun right now? 380 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,160 "If there were just some like pyro toys 381 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:40,260 "for a bonfire that are a little dangerous, 382 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:45,980 "but kind of fun, but not too dangerous, okay?" 383 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:49,980 Like, I mean, fireworks were basically shooting bombs 384 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:50,280 into the 385 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,420 air and they're exploding. 386 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:52,240 So 387 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,980 let's 388 00:13:53,980 --> 00:14:00,400 start there and then come back to my pyro toys idea 389 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:05,720 product line, you got the can melter as a pyro toy. 390 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,500 It's a little device, you stick it in the bottom 391 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,560 and when the thing gets hot enough, 392 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,080 you can throw cans in there, cool. 393 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,720 It may not be great, but it's a fricking pyro toy. 394 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,000 You're not expecting that. 395 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,800 - It made a forge. 396 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,580 - A little forge, right? 397 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:22,040 A paper incinerator, a chimney top, a fire tube. 398 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:22,520 Okay, 399 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,720 you literally take 400 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:24,200 a 401 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:24,720 tube 402 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,760 and you can move 403 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,520 the fire around or something. 404 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:32,080 Like, you know how you can make the fire shoot out of a tube? 405 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,000 You could totally come up with a bunch of different tubes. 406 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:36,460 And-- 407 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,500 You've been coming up with this idea 408 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:38,620 since you were six years old, 409 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:38,940 haven't 410 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:39,000 you? 411 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:39,280 Call that 412 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,200 one the Prometheus. 413 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:41,400 [LAUGHTER] 414 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,800 We need some toy designers. 415 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,760 I'm going to find a co-founder that's a toy designer. 416 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,260 On Omegle Business Edition? 417 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:51,740 Exactly. 418 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:52,280 Great. 419 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:55,800 They sell, like, what, the color-changing things? 420 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,160 Yeah, 421 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:56,880 like the powders 422 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,700 you throw in. 423 00:14:58,340 --> 00:14:58,500 Right. 424 00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:59,520 Pretty cool. 425 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,720 The closest thing to a pyro toy you can find, 426 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,980 but it's not dangerous, it's not fun enough. 427 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,420 You're not actually playing with the fire. 428 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,460 So I'm just trying to find, 429 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,580 s'mores, marshmallows are a way that you do that, 430 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,960 but they're all a little too, well PG, we'll say. 431 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,380 Come on, we don't want something that's a little more 432 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:21,480 rated R, PG-13 when it comes to my bonfire experience. 433 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,360 You know, maybe we throw in a little isopropyl alcohol, 434 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,180 right, make it a little fun with that. 435 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,680 - A small water balloon full of alcohol. 436 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,060 - Oh, jeez. 437 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,480 - I mean, every kid dangerously has played 438 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,060 with a lighter and an ax can. 439 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,120 I'm saying there's probably a way to do that more safely 440 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,180 with a Pyro toys. 441 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,180 That's kind of the idea is, 442 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,500 there's a whole market out there for Pyro. 443 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,240 I think toys sounds weird though. 444 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,800 We need to make it more like adults. 445 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,080 - Pyro gadgets. 446 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,180 - There we go. 447 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:52,980 - Pyro gadgets. 448 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,640 - Pyro gadgets. 449 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,020 - I like your Prometheus. 450 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:57,200 That was a good idea. 451 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:58,200 gadgets are fire. 452 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:02,600 That's a great name! Prometheus first found fire, right? 453 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,140 Leo, I know you're a pyro at heart. 454 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,240 Very much so, very much so, but I'm having 455 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:17,820 trouble conceptualizing things like tube and I'm not saying no, but I'm not 456 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:18,860 in yet. 457 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,100 I'm saying like a fire slide. How's that? 458 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,820 A fire slide. Tell me more about the 459 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,160 fire slide. 460 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:33,700 Okay. It's a metal tube or a metal like device. Okay. That I bet you could bend 461 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:38,900 the flames in a certain way to make the, I don't know, like a fire slide. Like 462 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:39,220 a marble 463 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:41,340 run, but upside down. 464 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:44,240 Dude, there we go. Something like that, right? 465 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:44,860 You 466 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:45,440 put a 467 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,840 little coal, fire 468 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:50,460 coal on the top and maybe it'll spin down the fire slide. I've got one. 469 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:51,240 Have you ever 470 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,740 seen people take like an oil can and then a bunch of box fans and make a 471 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:55,280 little tornado? 472 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:55,880 That's 473 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,780 what you need. You need a 474 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:57,160 couple of 475 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,160 those little fan guys 476 00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:58,640 that you put 477 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,440 around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a solo stove official attachment or 478 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,840 something. Fire tornado! 479 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:05,160 Any outdoor fire. 480 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,400 Yes! Very cool. Imagine making s'mores in a fire tornado. 481 00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:10,959 You know, the backyard bonfires. 482 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:16,079 Freaking jet turbine. I want to go from your PG-13 to your R 483 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,900 version. You know those airzookas? You just like you're 484 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,020 pulling back and it just 485 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:24,959 shoots air forward, just fill it with some hairspray and a little igniter on the end. 486 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,300 A little circular ring of fire 487 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:27,839 shoots out. 488 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,660 Can you take an airzooka with hairspray and just shoot it through 489 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,340 a fire? 490 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,320 That's a good idea. 491 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,200 Boy, this is going to be a bad thing to put into the world. 492 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,060 This is not a net good for society this episode. 493 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:46,320 It's chaotic, yes, but you know, good, bad, evil, it's one of... neutral. 494 00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:47,440 I 495 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:52,160 was thinking similar to Scott's idea where I don't know if you guys played with powdered 496 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:57,080 sugar with flames but if you throw it it makes like a mist of fire because they're highly flammable 497 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:03,480 instead of those salt shooters that destroy flies you put powdered sugar and it makes a 498 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:04,160 kind of 499 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,540 explosion. 500 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:08,580 I bet that'd be a fun toy and you can have a little snack on the 501 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,180 other side 502 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:11,900 in case you don't you know. It probably smells good 503 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,040 the caramel okay. 504 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,600 You want freckles for life? 505 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,420 Brand new. 506 00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:20,880 Molten sugar at your face. 507 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:24,440 Do you ever see those instant food cannons 508 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,480 some YouTuber made where you're shooting 509 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,620 like shrimp horizontal forward and it goes through-- 510 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:33,420 like jets of flames come up as it's traveling through the air 511 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,760 and cooks it instantly and then 512 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,620 salt 513 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,960 and other seasonings 514 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,920 go through and hit it in the air as it's still flying. 515 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:39,760 And in like the 516 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,500 two seconds since you launched it, 517 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,580 it comes out fully cooked and like-- 518 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,660 That can't work. 519 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,200 It must 520 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:45,900 work horribly. 521 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,560 But I would love to play with that. 522 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,640 Completely raw on the inside and charred to a crisp 523 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,180 on the outside. 524 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:53,680 I haven't heard of this. 525 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,100 It's fun. 526 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,760 Like a Rube Goldberg machine. 527 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:56,380 A fire. 528 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:56,680 Yeah. 529 00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:57,680 Speed run. 530 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,920 You know how, like on How It's Made, 531 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:02,100 they'll have like the long conveyor belt of something getting 532 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,560 cooked in an oven for 20 minutes. 533 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,680 It's like spiraling through. 534 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,200 You almost want to make like a hot dog marble 535 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,860 run that goes through the fire over a couple of minutes 536 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,120 and comes out the bottom like perfectly cooked. 537 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:13,440 That's fun. 538 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:21,400 It reminds me of those gumball machines that super-sized giant ones where you put the coin in and then you see the fun 539 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:21,740 route 540 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:22,680 your gumball takes 541 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,340 but instead it's just a glizzy warming up 542 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,020 over various flames 543 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,340 and 544 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,500 hoops and fires 545 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:29,620 A hot pocket 546 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:31,640 Instant fast food 547 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:37,300 You probably could do something like that with a marshmallow. Yeah, or it's like it's got the cylindrical shape. Maybe it would work 548 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:43,879 I don't know fire dot toys. I think there's a dot toys deal, dude. There you go. Yeah, that's a fun idea Russell 549 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,740 All right. All you got to do is slap slap a sticker on it that says 550 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:54,460 Warning never attempt or something and absolve yourself of all legal liability and you're good to go 551 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:55,400 Yeah 552 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,880 for indoor use only 553 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,180 A 554 00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,820 lot of legal disclaimers on that one 555 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:02,120 not for use for fire, but all the 556 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:02,420 videos 557 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,520 Fire all over the packaging is do not use near flames 558 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,680 We said it's 559 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,360 just a powder sugar gun. I don't know why you're shooting it through the fire 560 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,040 There's like a kid shooting it through the fire on the baggage 561 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,700 Warning do not attempt 562 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:20,660 This 563 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:25,880 might be a different pitch but have some covert marketing where you take a product that's totally not intended 564 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:29,400 It doesn't look like it's intended for your actual use and then you subtly 565 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,280 Market how it could be used in a much more fun dangerous way 566 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:39,320 Did you know nerf gun commercials do not show them shooting the thing at any other children? 567 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,160 They're only 568 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,880 close-ups of them shooting like off into the middle distance and at targets and stuff 569 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:50,760 It's like that like nerf never says this is a gun only it's only ever a blaster and they never say or show it being 570 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,440 Shot at anyone. It's just 571 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,080 it's clever. 572 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,020 Yeah, but then there you are, you know 573 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:58,760 Obviously the first thing you do is you shoot your little brother's eye out. Yeah, exactly 574 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,520 Yeah, the trebuchet something that we could 575 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,920 Would love to see a flaming log fly through the air 576 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:09,200 You live in the suburbs 577 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,260 Okay, here 578 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:11,560 we are 579 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:17,040 if anyone has a pond or something you live anywhere near a lake and you're just launching flaming logs into water 580 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,900 That would be amazing. It's a good 581 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,100 night. 582 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,420 This episode has 583 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,240 boy energy 584 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,960 We just lost our last female listener we did it well done everybody 585 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,940 Alrighty, Scotty, what do you got for us this week? 586 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:42,140 I think I'm just hungry, and based on our shrimp and fire conversations, I'm changing 587 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,100 this to... 588 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,400 Okay, you ever see the movie, The Menu, recent? 589 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,720 Yes, great movie. 590 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,120 Comedy, 591 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:47,940 horror film. 592 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:52,860 It's like a super fancy five-star chef goes crazy and ends up killing his last group of 593 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,980 customers because they didn't appreciate him during his life. 594 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,700 Is that with Anna Taylor-Joy? 595 00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,020 Yes, yep. 596 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,520 Okay, I did see that. 597 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:01,400 Okay, perfect. 598 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:01,720 You guys appreciate it. 599 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,200 That's crazy. 600 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:09,100 case, spoilers, the last scene of this movie is the main character escaping by 601 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:14,560 convincing this chef to make a non-fancy meal which just ends up being like a 602 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:19,460 classic American McDonald's cheeseburger but I don't know I think it just was 603 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,880 super hungry when I saw this but that was on screen that was the most 604 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,520 delicious looking cheeseburger I've ever seen in my life like you see all these 605 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,560 McDonald's commercials where they have like the you know these like Elmer's 606 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:33,580 glue and cardboard if they try to make it look really good this was like real 607 00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:39,140 and good and you could tell that this was just like exactly what it was. If Gordon Ramsay made 608 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:44,720 a cheeseburger this is what it would look like. And so my pitch is can we just make a fast food 609 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:52,400 restaurant made of strictly gourmet top highest end quality ingredients and do the same classic 610 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:57,800 things the McDouble, the McChicken, whatever but just made it the highest as possible. I will pay 611 00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:02,800 the premium for whatever it takes to get that because of how freaking good that looked on this 612 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,260 smoothie song. And that is the entire pitch. 613 00:23:06,390 --> 00:23:09,780 Is the thing that differentiates it from normal, you still want it to be like a 614 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,320 fast casual like 615 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,400 quick drive 616 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,120 -thru-y type thing? 617 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,400 No I don't even... Are you just pitching 618 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:14,540 a 619 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,840 fancy restaurant at me? I think I'm just pitching 620 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,280 a fancy restaurant. You could 621 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:21,620 have the same themes of like it feels like a McDonald's in some form or 622 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,060 another but just I want the food to be highest quality possible. 623 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,320 Yeah the best 624 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,160 cheeseburger. 625 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,940 How, I'm still stuck on how is this different than a five-star 626 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,360 restaurant. It's just a 627 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,720 branding exercise of taking a super fancy five-star 628 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,240 restaurant making it look more like fast food and then you would get that 629 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:45,860 attraction and that virality of people being like I want to try what KFC would 630 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,520 be like by the best 631 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,360 way. You're like you're leaning hard into the this is 632 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:53,320 exactly that thing next door but 633 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,340 good. And you'll use that as your branding and 634 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:57,640 - Oh, okay. 635 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,280 - Fast food is always fast and cheap. 636 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:02,580 This is just-- 637 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:02,760 - Well, 638 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,320 not anymore. 639 00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:04,680 - Well, I'm the opposite. 640 00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:04,820 - Well, 641 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,040 right. 642 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,600 See, everybody, fast food's never cheap, right? 643 00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:11,200 It's increasing in price, but this is like-- 644 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:11,740 - Used to be, yeah. 645 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:14,040 - Nah, we get rid of the cheap part 646 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,380 of the 647 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:15,360 fast food element, 648 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,860 and now you have top food, right? 649 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,700 Like, I want the best burger. 650 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:23,580 Like, how different is getting the worst ground beef 651 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:24,780 to the best ground beef, 652 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:25,220 right? 653 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,020 The logistics system is still the same, 654 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:28,480 right? 655 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:29,020 - Ground 656 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:29,580 Wagyu. 657 00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:30,620 - Seriously though, 658 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,440 Russell and I, during COVID, 659 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,640 we purchased like a quarter cow and we just split the meat. 660 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,760 And we had a group of 661 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,240 guys that did 662 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,500 that. 663 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,540 And the ground beef that we had from that 664 00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:41,520 was just night and day better 665 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,020 than anything I've ever had before. 666 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:45,580 They were just organic dairy cows 667 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,440 and the meat was incredible. 668 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,960 All ingredients like that. 669 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,659 - I think that your secret to success here in Virality 670 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:55,340 be leaning into it being literally like without the word McDouble 671 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:56,760 it is exactly 672 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:01,500 the same you have to make it obvious to the customer yep this is a KFC 673 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,180 whatever chicken bowl but our version 674 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:07,140 that goes back to the underground viral 675 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,840 marketing on Instagram right this is 676 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,040 a queso rito from Taco Bell but we've made 677 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,020 it fun and good right Taco Bell would be good 678 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,940 the McCrown you 679 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:18,840 know have the 680 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,940 branding colors and everything 681 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:20,940 surrounding the 682 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,040 product when you're showing it but never say the name 683 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,140 exactly you could 684 00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:26,560 go viral with that so this is a sit-down restaurant? 685 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:27,560 no I'm 686 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,440 thinking this is fast food because if you made a drive-thru that'd be pretty sweet 687 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:30,940 yeah honestly 688 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:31,940 if you have like good ingredients 689 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:32,440 you only have 690 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,020 like five options on the menu and 691 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,780 you're just making a bunch of them back people would go for that you still get it just as quick 692 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:38,860 have it rotate 693 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:39,460 yeah this 694 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:39,920 week is 695 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,600 Wendy's 696 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,920 week or whatever but you don't actually say it red-haired 697 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,420 - Hard girls chain week. 698 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:48,560 (laughing) 699 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:50,520 - Take out from a rest, like would you, 700 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,880 I don't know, would you pay premium price? 701 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,000 I guess it's like, it's the same idea and concept 702 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,560 of ordering from a restaurant for pickup, right? 703 00:25:58,060 --> 00:25:59,640 But this would be, I don't know, 704 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,400 I'm thinking like a drive-thru experience 705 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,400 or a rotation kind of experience, right? 706 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,260 Like, why make a whole restaurant? 707 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,420 Just make, I mean, I think the-- 708 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:08,680 - Fair. 709 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:12,360 - Why does all the, like if you take the same logistics 710 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,660 and machinery that McDonald's and these other chains use, 711 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,840 but replace it with top ingredients. 712 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:19,740 Like, 713 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:20,820 you're gonna have way better. 714 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,600 - Keep everything the same, but just change things. 715 00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:25,240 - Yeah, like that's what every, yeah, it's fresh. 716 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,100 Like what if we just bought a McDonald's franchise, 717 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,480 renamed it to, you know, what is it, Nathan Fielder? 718 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,440 Didn't he do something with 719 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,260 Starbucks or whatever? 720 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,340 - Dumb Starbucks, yeah. 721 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,600 - Dumb Starbucks. 722 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,200 You literally like, the same, everything. 723 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,640 And then you just pull a stunt like that 724 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,520 and see, all right, but we get, you know, 725 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,760 you have top chickens, top cows, 726 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:48,400 we use the same equipment, but it makes it better. 727 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:49,560 It's just overall, 728 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:49,860 right? 729 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,080 - Immediately got a cease and desist from Starbucks, 730 00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:55,260 but you may name it like McDornald's or something, 731 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,420 see how far you get. 732 00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:57,200 - We 733 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,220 just, yeah, we work with a guy named McDonald. 734 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:01,560 (laughing) 735 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,280 It's his name. 736 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,940 We're not doing anything illegal. 737 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:07,420 - Robert McDonald's. 738 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,360 You just add that on top, his full legal name. 739 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:12,720 I don't think that works. 740 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:14,380 I don't think that's how trademark law works. 741 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,920 - Maybe make it the name McDonald's 742 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:20,300 and then you're gonna make it double, make it single, 743 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,540 make it quarter pounder. 744 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,560 - Big make it Donald's. 745 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:26,780 Licensed Donald Duck, there you go. 746 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:29,260 - I'm just trying to picture that highest end burger 747 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,580 that you can possibly do ingredient wise, cooking wise, 748 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:37,260 and then put it into like a classic McDouble box 749 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:40,580 whatever the cardboard that it comes in with like the wrapper on it of course I 750 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,900 wonder if that would make it taste worse how much of it is presentation but no 751 00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:47,780 that's just not true based upon the beef that we had that one yeah 752 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:48,340 no I think 753 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:53,900 that's part of the the novelty it might be like a psychological thing where you 754 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,640 know like you're buying this for the experience at first 755 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,300 right 756 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:57,740 you're paying 757 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:03,020 25 bucks for a McDumble all of a sudden with fries but you know like the 758 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:04,180 The potatoes are fresh. 759 00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:04,600 The 760 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,700 bread has cooked this morning. 761 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,260 Bread's cooked this morning. 762 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:07,760 Yes. 763 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,860 Onions are down the street. 764 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:10,760 Rare. 765 00:28:11,420 --> 00:28:11,660 Whatever. 766 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:12,540 I don't know. 767 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,040 Microgreens, of course. 768 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:14,800 Microgreens, yep. 769 00:28:15,010 --> 00:28:19,620 It's like Claire Saffitz's old Bon Appetit show at the Gourmet Makes where she'd make 770 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,220 like the gourmet version of Pop-Tarts or whatever. 771 00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:23,160 You almost have like 772 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:23,700 that but 773 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:24,460 full restaurant. 774 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:24,720 Exactly. 775 00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:25,320 Fast food. 776 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:26,120 Perfect. 777 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,440 Perfect example. 778 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:27,860 Yeah. 779 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,340 I could see that working. 780 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,620 Make it like a pop-up that happens every month or so. 781 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:40,140 Location different food rotation and love the patient and have it in limited quantity have people lined out the door so that people are like 782 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,480 Hey, I got the special McDonald's. I got the fast food dot period 783 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:50,260 Who knows what it's called and then just keep it going with the highest and 784 00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:51,960 quality air city is a great idea 785 00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:52,220 I 786 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:56,840 heard next week is Arby's week and that they're gonna be over in San Diego or whatever. Yeah 787 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:57,960 This could 788 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:02,920 be a cloud kitchen, you know those cloud kitchens that are only existed on like grubhub and or 789 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:03,660 - Like the ghost kitchens? 790 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,480 It just appears 791 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:04,740 in 792 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:05,220 your neighborhood 793 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,320 and everyone freaks out? 794 00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:07,460 - Yup. - It's 795 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:07,860 risky. 796 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:08,660 - Well, 797 00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:10,780 they just take, they just work with like, 798 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,960 you know, your local restaurant to, 799 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:16,140 and then they, yeah, the door dash driver will go to like, 800 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,620 New Holland Brewery or whatever 801 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,640 and just pick up a chicken sandwich there 802 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,600 and call it the, you know, the hot and fire sandwich 803 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,360 with this whole new brand 804 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,000 and they mark it up two or three bucks. 805 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,860 Or Mr. Beast, Mr. Beast did this. 806 00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:31,280 All of Beast's burgers were coming out of like, 807 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,540 a big boy chain 808 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:32,960 or whatever. 809 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:33,780 And you're 810 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:34,440 like, you know, 811 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,960 they probably supply some extra ingredients, 812 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,480 but maybe you work, you do that with like a, 813 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,260 a high-end restaurant or a restaurant 814 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:42,540 next to a high-end restaurant. 815 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:43,540 (laughing) 816 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,620 You know, work that out. 817 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,420 But what is it, Binging with Babish? 818 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,400 You guys watch that guy 819 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:48,680 on 820 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:48,940 YouTube? 821 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,720 He does TV food. 822 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,580 Like he'll take like the turkey sandwich from Friends 823 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,860 and recreate that in his kitchen. 824 00:29:58,390 --> 00:30:00,620 You could totally do something like that. 825 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,060 Like you could, I mean, this could evolve into like, 826 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:07,000 instead of just duplicating existing fast food places and elevating them, 827 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,560 you could take TV franchise foods, like the one you saw on the menu, 828 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,880 the menu burger, right. And 829 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,260 cloud kitchen that, 830 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:15,860 right. 831 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:16,440 That's 832 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,980 like the Minecraft burger, 833 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,160 like the Minecraft movies all over the place, right? 834 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,380 Like you just just create a cloud kitchen for. 835 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,560 So you go to entertainers, the Hollywood studios, 836 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,500 game publishers and stuff and you say, 837 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,020 what are some food items in your thing? 838 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:33,720 We will make a recipe and 839 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,900 distribute it to Cloud 840 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:35,300 Kitchens 841 00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:38,240 and do all the work to facilitate that as a middleman. 842 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,420 We will license 843 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,620 your IP and you get a cut or whatever. 844 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:42,480 That's fun. 845 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,720 Have you ever wanted to eat the cake from Portal? 846 00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:46,420 (laughing) 847 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:47,240 - Oh yeah. - We'll make 848 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:47,840 it, you know? 849 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:50,220 We'll decorate it, we'll do all that 850 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,440 and then send that out to your local 851 00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:55,740 distributed Cloud Kitchens to make it on DoorDash, yeah. 852 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,080 That's a great example of helping out a mom and pop shop. 853 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,840 They follow a recipe that's the portal cake, 854 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,940 and it's literally their same bakery. 855 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:05,740 They're making the cake. 856 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,400 They just put icing in a different way. 857 00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:10,600 OK, I want two things from this. 858 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:12,820 I want the final dish at the end of Ratatouille, 859 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,760 exactly how it looks like when they serve it, 860 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:21,920 and Emperor New Groove Kronk makes those spinach something 861 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:22,320 right 862 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:22,780 before they-- 863 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,160 No, what does he call them? 864 00:31:24,260 --> 00:31:25,180 Yes, I know what you're talking about. 865 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,980 the greek things yeah i want those 866 00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:29,020 i want the krabby patty from yeah 867 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:29,800 that's a great 868 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,140 one that's 869 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:35,180 a fantastic one can they trademark these things like yes i 870 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:35,960 want the blue pet 871 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:40,620 krabby patty though what was the one that he made the the competing store that changed 872 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:44,500 colors the pretty patties i want a pretty patty 873 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:48,440 i'm gonna take a krabby patty and 874 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:55,300 a 875 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,380 Can I jump in for a food related item here? 876 00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,280 Do it, yeah! 877 00:31:59,540 --> 00:31:59,640 Do 878 00:31:59,640 --> 00:31:59,780 it! 879 00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:00,460 Okay, okay. 880 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,780 Alright, Chilly, what do you have this week? 881 00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:07,680 So Scott talking about fast food, Russell talking about campfires with his pyro toys. 882 00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:10,960 For some reason I was thinking about space food. 883 00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:16,300 I feel like a huge event's going on, Jeff Bezos' ships are going around, Katy Perry 884 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:18,020 drama, right? 885 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:25,280 What if we create a very high end, very bougie space food where it's literally food attached 886 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:31,160 Spaceships fitted in its way so that it re-enters orbit and heats this food up 887 00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:37,040 Tell me there isn't someone rich enough who would want the experience of true space food 888 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,840 And I think it mimics back to you know space-dated food dried food 889 00:32:42,030 --> 00:32:46,440 You know space candy space ice cream where everyone it was all the rage 890 00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:53,880 And I think it's crazy how commoditized all of these new space races are and we're not diving in on space food 891 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,440 How do we not have Katy Perry's fine steak meal or something like that? You know, I mean 892 00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:00,540 I think 893 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:03,820 I think there'd be a market there very limited 894 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:10,920 Tom Scott famous youtuber put a piece of garlic bread in space by a very high altitude balloon system and then brought it back 895 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,880 Down, but if we could instead release the steak raw and then have it gain 896 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:16,140 heat 897 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,020 It's gonna be on 898 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:17,940 the earth 899 00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:20,700 cook on re-entry not to naysay here 900 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:26,840 I think you'd have the same raw in the inside and charcoal on the outside problem unless you've made some sort of special 901 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:27,860 Oh sure 902 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,000 Have it 903 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,840 re-enter orbit at a certain angle properly 904 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,400 so that it 905 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,240 cooks. You know, medium rare 906 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,900 You can have different launch options. You can have the rare raw blue blue origin 907 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:42,760 Zero G sous vide. 908 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,320 Well, like you could like candy or whatever 909 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:48,280 you can cook sugar really at high temperatures, 910 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:49,680 you send it through space, 911 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,660 and now you literally have candy 912 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,420 that was made through space. 913 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:58,660 And this could be a big bag of sugar or something, right? 914 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,020 - This is the least sustainable thing 915 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:00,860 we've ever come up with, 916 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,240 I think. 917 00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:02,180 This is great. 918 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:02,980 (laughing) 919 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:03,720 - Yeah, gasoline-- 920 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,900 - You spend a few trillion 921 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:05,220 dollars 922 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,040 and then you get a handful of candy, I love it. 923 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:08,600 - All right, all right. 924 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,500 No, no, here's how it'll be sustainable. 925 00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:13,419 We piggyback off of all these rocket launchers, 926 00:34:13,590 --> 00:34:14,940 you know, that are sending millions, 927 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:22,760 Yeah, it's just you put you attach one bag on there on its way up that it releases halfway through to go green 928 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,300 Literally, we're gonna make money and then donate to the planet. Yeah, it's so 929 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,679 easy. They don't have to know 930 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:30,159 We can just magnet to it right as it's launching boom. 931 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:30,740 Yes 932 00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:32,720 But I think it's a math problem 933 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:39,700 I think it's a math problem to heat up the food at a certain temperature for a certain time and get back into reentry 934 00:34:39,919 --> 00:34:43,580 I don't know how much it do you have to make it go really fast in order for that to happen? 935 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,560 Scott do you know? 936 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:46,000 I think it's 937 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,879 just the atmosphere 938 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:52,840 Balloon going up and then coming back down. I don't think that's gonna cook it on there. You got to be going like 939 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,040 Obscenely fast orbit fast in order to get the heat to do it 940 00:34:57,460 --> 00:35:02,380 So it costs a lot of energy to get the rocket moving that fast slowing it down is what heats it 941 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:02,660 Yeah, 942 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:07,220 but could you start out with the balloon have the balloon lift the rocket launch it sideways? 943 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:09,140 Right. 944 00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:13,500 Could we invent a space elevator on our way to cooking garlic bread better? 945 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:16,400 You could use the Sun 946 00:35:22,279 --> 00:35:25,060 Sun is the ultimate slow cooker if you think about it 947 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,020 Okay, this is kind of crazy but 948 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,420 Kinda like can food go bad out in space. 949 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,620 I said the ultimate vacuum isn't it? Super very cold 950 00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:38,780 Yes, it's very very cold. 951 00:35:39,340 --> 00:35:47,260 So if you have a stick hanging out in space for a few weeks, I mean it'd be fine. 952 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,180 It dry-aged in space. 953 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,760 It does have a ring to it. 954 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,640 It just seems like one of those luxury things that, you know, Salt Bay's restaurant or something, 955 00:35:57,020 --> 00:36:02,560 or high-end restaurants would want to have a crazy technique that brings people in, 956 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,660 and that would be the thing. 957 00:36:04,540 --> 00:36:05,440 - I think the gods describe 958 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:41,300 Like pyro toys and this are like perfect little gift ideas for 20 bucks that you need to fill out your stockings 959 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:50,140 Space skittle, 960 00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:56,200 okay space X literally tells you how much you can send into space and how much it costs, right? 961 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,720 Let's do a P&L real quick get 962 00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,160 the cogs 963 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:07,460 Okay, Falcon heavy. All right, you can send a Falcon heavy for like I think it's like yeah, it costs per kilogram 964 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:11,040 Now we would we talk to Elon obviously we just on Twitter 965 00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,200 Because that's how you reach them 966 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:15,360 And we just tell him about 967 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,600 He's not doing anything I 968 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,040 don't know I just that would be fun 969 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:21,040 I think that'd be 970 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:21,900 something 971 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,800 different and fun. 972 00:37:23,170 --> 00:37:25,740 We could attach them to satellites. I know we have 973 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:33,080 Thousands of satellites out in orbit right now. They get commissioned decommissioned all the time some micro sats 974 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:34,540 But they're just boxes of cereal. 975 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:35,900 Could you create a device? 976 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,000 That uses the air or the as it's falling out of the sky 977 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:45,080 It still went to space but it's cooking on its way down. Does that make sense? 978 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:45,780 No, 979 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:47,100 so, okay 980 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,740 Imagine you create a propeller 981 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,480 All right, generating energy in order to heat the steak somehow as 982 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,520 it yes on its way 983 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:55,760 down 984 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:56,420 So 985 00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:56,800 you've got 986 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,800 now yeah, 987 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,900 not only you're setting up the stake you're setting up a griddle and a battery 988 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:02,880 on the way down 989 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:12,840 It's a propeller that generates enough friction on its way down on a metal plate no 990 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:20,040 You know who would be able to make this I think ninja would they have the ninja air fryer the ninja creamy 991 00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:20,920 They got the ninja 992 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,140 slushy 993 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,320 If it 994 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,380 was one company, I would put my stocks in in the ninja 995 00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:26,780 You're 996 00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:32,520 pretty I fan that's blowing on the stake as it's falling to earth that is adding more air 997 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,840 It's that that's what we call a air fryer 998 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,600 All right, well that's my idea Leo what have you brought us this week 999 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,620 Okay, so my 1000 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,100 kids enjoy 1001 00:38:53,900 --> 00:39:00,740 Borrowing our phones and sending emoji messages to my parents and loved ones. It's very cute 1002 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:06,460 They just sit there with the emoji keyboard and swipe and peck at it and something that even my now three-year-old can do 1003 00:39:07,619 --> 00:39:10,420 trouble they quit out of the app they 1004 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:16,820 Accidentally the screen turns off they and text message comes in and takes over and then they lose where they're at 1005 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:21,080 There's a bunch of reasons why using our phones for it is kind of inconvenient. 1006 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:27,420 I would love to build some sort of hardware that is the emoji sending 1007 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,940 BlackBerry, but for kids where they have a predefined list of 1008 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,360 recipients that the parent is in control of and some sort of hardware keyboard or 1009 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,900 MacBook Touch Bar style interface or something where it's just a dedicated 1010 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:48,440 emoji sender like the Facebook poke but a little bit more robust or remember 1011 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,040 Yo that kind of app or something 1012 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:56,360 Just like maybe this could be a totally software product and it takes over the phone full screen and can't be quit out 1013 00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:01,580 Unless the parent does some sort of special swipe or something or maybe this is a hardware thing 1014 00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,300 I don't know yet 1015 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,780 But I need to productify this thing because it's driving me nuts that they're like 1016 00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:10,680 Can I send an emoji message and I lose my phone for a half hour while they get frustrated 1017 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,260 nice 1018 00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:11,860 How 1019 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:17,980 would you how would you build this? Here are your requirements easy to use for kid they type in emojis 1020 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:20,460 There's hundreds of emoji to pick from which is a problem 1021 00:40:20,550 --> 00:40:22,640 Maybe you have a narrow set or not 1022 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:26,480 I don't know and then it connects to Wi-Fi and sends it it can even send it over like 1023 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,220 What's app or Facebook messenger or something? 1024 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,400 So you don't have to worry about having phone numbers and cell phone connections and all that, right? 1025 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:34,600 So then how do you what's the user interface for someone like that? 1026 00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:35,880 I think it's just a very 1027 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:44,260 Specific designed let's say tablet for now. Sure a tablet with a specific set of 1028 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:48,980 Screens and features. I love this because I think there is a use for 1029 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:55,000 Like a mounted tablet kind of thing for kids to call FaceTime 1030 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:55,640 Yes, 1031 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:56,600 yes as 1032 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,100 well as send messages voice messages 1033 00:40:59,600 --> 00:40:59,820 Like 1034 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:00,440 yeah, 1035 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,460 my kids started getting into sending 1036 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,160 like he 1037 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,980 wanted to not send a voice message 1038 00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:06,220 she wanted to press the microphone 1039 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,480 so that the thing would type out the words for sometimes, 1040 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,680 you know, and then-- 1041 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:12,360 - Okay. - Yeah, you 1042 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,060 can do voice attacks, 1043 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:13,400 that's the 1044 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,040 word. - Yeah, yeah. 1045 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,520 - Yeah, and so you just jump between the three. 1046 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,600 But the interface for a kid, like, it's really hard to, 1047 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,360 it'd be really 1048 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:20,860 cool if you 1049 00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:21,740 saw a screen 1050 00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:23,640 of all the people you know, right? 1051 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:27,000 And they can swipe left and right, select the person, call. 1052 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:29,320 - It's a safe, and I think that's a win for like, 1053 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:33,540 if you're a mom or you're alone as a parent in a house, 1054 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,200 Yes. 1055 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,380 And something happens 1056 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:36,040 to you. 1057 00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:36,840 You fall. 1058 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,840 You can't get up. 1059 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,800 Life alert. 1060 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:39,380 You go 1061 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:40,600 to-- no, that's-- 1062 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,060 oh, sorry. 1063 00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:41,720 That's not the tablet I named. 1064 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:42,460 In just emojis. 1065 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,120 Hey, Grandma. 1066 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,980 Mama fell on the ground. 1067 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:48,640 Totally. 1068 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:49,660 Can she call? 1069 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,740 We've trained our kids that they can go to the Google Smart 1070 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:54,860 Speakers and press this and swipe here. 1071 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,120 And now you'll be able to do a video call with Dad or Mom. 1072 00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:58,800 If something ever happens, you can do that, right? 1073 00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:01,660 But having that be easier would be great. 1074 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:02,500 Well, there you go. 1075 00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:04,540 - It sounds like what, like a smart speaker. 1076 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:05,700 - It's not great though. 1077 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:07,720 Like we need to build our own smart speaker here. 1078 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:08,800 - So 1079 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,060 you 1080 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,660 do want dedicated hardware for this, 1081 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,220 you're thinking? 1082 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,240 - I think so, or just like you said, 1083 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,020 an iPad with the tape to the wall 1084 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,600 that has the app floating full screen 1085 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,200 that we're designing this UI for sure, 1086 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,180 hardware or software. 1087 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,660 - My idea about the interface, 1088 00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:24,340 it mimics PowerPuff Girls, 1089 00:42:24,390 --> 00:42:26,440 if you guys remember the phone that would come online 1090 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:27,260 and it's rotary. 1091 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,380 Each rotary hole would have a different emoji 1092 00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:32,020 with two different buttons underneath. 1093 00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:34,300 scroll pages and 1094 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:38,980 on top would have you know your list of contacts if you want to go there you can choose your contacts from 1095 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,120 There maybe one through nine on the rotary phone 1096 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:48,180 That's fun. That's novel. Yeah having something tactile would be great and then take the phone up you can leave their voice messages 1097 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,800 Maybe have a small display screen to have what Russell said which is like a text-to-speech 1098 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,820 I think that'd be really fun a little tactile whether it's 1099 00:42:56,180 --> 00:43:03,100 Something that is touchscreen itself in the rotary phone or just you know a tactile screen and then something behind it 1100 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,440 I could see that being 1101 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,280 done with like yeah 1102 00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:06,520 Yeah, 1103 00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:10,880 I am NOT inspired by an iPad with my app on it that probably honestly 1104 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,620 I haven't searched for this that probably exists 1105 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,500 I love like 1106 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:14,260 Imagine 1107 00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:14,440 like 1108 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:21,000 an old-timey cash register and you're walking up to it and pressing grandma's picture and then like pulling down the lever that could clunk 1109 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,980 And then like different buttons are popping up and stuff make it fun 1110 00:43:25,580 --> 00:43:26,060 Absolutely. 1111 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,040 Just put ESP32 in it that sends out the message. 1112 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:30,000 That's what I 1113 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,420 was thinking. 1114 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,340 ESP32, 1115 00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:32,120 yes, yes, yes. 1116 00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:34,300 Put in Arduino, ESP, yeah, exactly. 1117 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,580 Have it Bluetooth to your own phone or 1118 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:37,200 iPad. 1119 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,220 Sure, I love this. 1120 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,780 Connects to Wi-Fi and sends it on Telegram, Signal, Facebook, whatever. 1121 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:44,680 Totally. 1122 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,720 Grandparents, we don't have to build the whole messaging and auth stack from scratch. 1123 00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:53,520 This can be something that sends a little ifs, then that hook or something. 1124 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,900 but the interface is the core issue for sure. 1125 00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,900 - I'm just picturing two of these typewriters, 1126 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,480 but they're, even if you did create the stack in yourself, 1127 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:05,160 you have one typewriter, you type on one, 1128 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:05,600 and then it 1129 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,160 auto types on the other one, 1130 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,900 like old school Morris or something, 1131 00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:09,580 and you're just 1132 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,480 communicating back 1133 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:10,860 and forth 1134 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:12,800 through emojis on a 1135 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,160 typewriter. 1136 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,240 - Two typewriters, emoji keyboard, 1137 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:19,300 you press the button on one and the other one clicks, 1138 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,740 is amazing! 1139 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,260 It's a fax machine, but analog. 1140 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:23,600 And 1141 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,920 oh, I love that. 1142 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,160 - Yeah, Leo's geeking out. 1143 00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:28,440 It's just totally Leo. 1144 00:44:28,710 --> 00:44:28,800 - Oh shoot. 1145 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,760 That's so me, yeah. 1146 00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:32,520 - We're hitting so many different decades 1147 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,160 or centuries with this one 1148 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:34,420 device. 1149 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,780 - My old school typewriter doesn't have enough wifi. 1150 00:44:37,910 --> 00:44:39,240 - Could be a small one, right? 1151 00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:40,520 Like I could get a small one 1152 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:42,820 that would be like a little receipt printer 1153 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,560 type of thing size, but you'd hear it going, right? 1154 00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:46,780 (imitates 1155 00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:46,780 typing) 1156 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,920 In the other room while you're there. 1157 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:48,580 You're like, oh 1158 00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:48,740 shit. 1159 00:44:48,910 --> 00:44:50,400 - I sent a message to mom, yeah. 1160 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,540 You know those smart mirror displays with the screen behind it? 1161 00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:57,480 I was thinking something like that, but maybe using old Android smartphones 1162 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,880 decommissioned screens where it's a mirror for your kid and has a camera 1163 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,180 So if your kid makes a certain face 1164 00:45:04,350 --> 00:45:09,140 It would predict what kind of emoji you would want to send display it and then have them choose it 1165 00:45:09,490 --> 00:45:11,860 So then your kids stuck it behind the camera going 1166 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,740 Big smiley face tap brownie face tap 1167 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:17,620 - Face, 1168 00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:18,640 heart. 1169 00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:20,740 - I can imagine they would be in front of that thing 1170 00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:21,300 for hours. 1171 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,100 - Oh, that's a great idea. 1172 00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:26,200 A user interface where the user is putting in the emoji 1173 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,180 by acting it out. 1174 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,120 That's great. 1175 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:28,800 - Wow, Keith. 1176 00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:29,820 - Someone's probably done that. 1177 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:30,700 That's the interface. 1178 00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:31,840 It doesn't even have to be the smart mirror. 1179 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,220 Well, I guess that you'd have, you know, 1180 00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:35,140 if you have the iPad on the wall or something, 1181 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,480 that's one way to type it in or something. 1182 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,440 Man, that rules. 1183 00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:40,320 - I feel like people would do that. 1184 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:42,200 And then you could, it would send the message 1185 00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:44,780 and the recording of like the video recording 1186 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:45,120 too. 1187 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:45,900 - Right. 1188 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,080 Like the heads up, you know the heads up game, 1189 00:45:48,410 --> 00:45:48,540 right? 1190 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:49,300 Where you're like, 1191 00:45:49,540 --> 00:45:50,000 where it's recording, 1192 00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:51,360 you could do that, something like 1193 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:51,600 that. 1194 00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:55,120 - Remember there was a keyboard that was something 1195 00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:58,620 that I wanted so badly in like the mid 2000s 1196 00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:04,960 where every key cap was a, an OLED screen. 1197 00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:06,520 And yeah, 1198 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,620 it was like an array of them. 1199 00:46:07,630 --> 00:46:10,000 It was too heavy and it didn't feel good to type on 1200 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,620 and it was glass and it wasn't great. 1201 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:13,880 But yeah, you would like hit shift 1202 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,580 and all of the lowercase things would turn to uppercase 1203 00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:19,580 or you'd hit control and it would say cut, copy, paste, 1204 00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:22,080 whatever, instead of the letters and things like that. 1205 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,320 I almost want something like that, where I've got a row of, 1206 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:24,660 say, 1207 00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:25,680 I don't know, 1208 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,720 15, 20 little keys with screens on them. 1209 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,780 And they're categories. 1210 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,520 And when my kid presses the first button that is faces, 1211 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:38,120 then the rest of them all change to happy, sad, laughing, 1212 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:38,560 whatever. 1213 00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:41,100 And then they press that or something. 1214 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:41,700 You know what I mean? 1215 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,500 I've been trying to think of the different ways 1216 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,560 that this interface could manifest, because once we get 1217 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:51,820 Input down. I don't think it's very hard to plumb it up to getting to the recipient, you know 1218 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,920 But I think the camera is probably the best one and then the grandparents get the cute kid video 1219 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:04,000 What if we just design a singular key switch and they tap it in a rhythmic order to send the emoji over? 1220 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,700 Has that been invented yet? 1221 00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:07,680 Beep beep beep beep beep 1222 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,500 Old Morse code? 1223 00:47:09,580 --> 00:47:09,740 They 1224 00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:12,040 said smile 1225 00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:19,320 It could be a giant wheel that they click, you know, like a giant you like a your bike locks, right? 1226 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:22,080 It's got zero one two, three, four, five six, seven eight nine, but 1227 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,940 just one giant wheel of emojis 1228 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,240 I mean, this is a little weird and different 1229 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,500 You turn 1230 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:33,600 it you hit send turn it hit send turn it hit send just 1231 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,340 okay 1232 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:34,980 Completely 1233 00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:36,940 out there like a fishing rod 1234 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:39,760 We'll say on one side that gets you your emoji to the right arrow 1235 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,100 Once the arrow lines up with the emoji 1236 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,180 you want to send or something 1237 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:44,120 push a button 1238 00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:44,480 Yep, 1239 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:49,640 and the thing is like little tiny emojis and it's the size of a frisbee and they're just yep 1240 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,920 Going through 50 60 70 of them as they spin through it. That's fun 1241 00:47:55,230 --> 00:48:02,040 I feel like the customized keyboard the closest thing I could think of as an existing product would be one of those alligator stream decks 1242 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:03,740 Yeah, it's customizable 1243 00:48:03,740 --> 00:48:07,600 screens and then having it go to you or whatever 1244 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,260 ASCII key 1245 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,180 Whatever, etc 1246 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:18,120 to the emoji biggest Elgato stream deck is like 8 by 8 or something. We need like 50 by 50 1247 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:19,480 They 1248 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:19,700 make 1249 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,780 a studio. I think 1250 00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:21,840 it's like two 1251 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,680 rows. It's super long for those server racks or 1252 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,040 like a 1253 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,100 roll desk that people 1254 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,900 Yeah, they have large ones on Aliexpress. 1255 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,880 Really? There's like a really long 1256 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:36,540 Stream, you know, the stream deck is just a giant screen with like key clear key caps in the yeah 1257 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:42,700 I've got that's the cheap way to do it. Yeah, I just didn't know that like I figured it would be lots of little screens behind 1258 00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:46,680 There right, but the cheaper way to build something like that was just one LCD panel 1259 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,700 Makes a lot of sense. 1260 00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:51,620 That's what I was thinking of with the rotary screen phone. 1261 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,580 Mm-hmm. Yeah 1262 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,040 Yeah 1263 00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:59,680 There's some sort of opportunity for a Facebook portal or smart display or something for kids out there 1264 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:04,980 And if someone wants to take it and run with it, I would be your first customer. Well to your listener 1265 00:49:05,460 --> 00:49:08,300 Thank you very much for listening. We hope you enjoyed yourself. And 1266 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:10,100 thank you very much Chilly for joining us 1267 00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:13,300 This is really fun. Thank you guys for having me. I appreciate Russell reaching out 1268 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:17,300 I've been a fan of your show for a few months now. So thank you guys for bringing me 1269 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:17,860 on great 1270 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,140 Thanks for following man. That's great. Thanks the rest of you 1271 00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:21,500 guys 1272 00:49:21,740 --> 00:49:26,940 Our website is Spitball dot show there. 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